Bumper Replacement FAIL

This is a early-2000's Mitsubishi Diamante, with a rather elaborate wooden bumper.  Painted to match the car color, with lights mounted on separate boards that bring the level of the replacements up to where the originals were.

Seriously, at this point a replacement bumper would have probably been cheaper and easier to install.  That is why this epic car kludge is a FAIL.