Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Vehicle Customization FAIL


I just don't know what to say...a Chevrolet Cavalier with mismatched wheels, badly mounted wing and four colors of bodywork. I hope it's a "work in progress."

Monday, April 27, 2009

Pontiac FAIL

Pontiac RIP: storied brand falls victim to crisis

Humor aside, this is a sad, sad day for auto enthusiasts.

Parking Enforcement FAIL

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Friday, April 24, 2009

Double FAIL


Or, in Little-Caesars-speak, FAIL FAIL.

Limousine FAIL

This reminds me of the episode of Top Gear where the guys created limos out of regular cars. One stretched an MG, one attached an Alfa Romeo to a Saab, and the other one stretched a Fiat Panda. This appears to be a pair of Chevrolet Lumina APVs, which is a kinda cool concept (I think stretched minivans would make excellent limos) but appears extremely poor in specific choice of vehicle and execution.

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Dead Slow Children FAIL

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Abbreviation FAIL

ILVTOFU

"I love tofu?" or "I love to f--- u?"



Really, it was supposed to be "I love tofu" from a vegetarian from Colorado.

LIAF dA

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Window Replacement FAIL

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Reminds me of that episode of Top Gear where Jeremy makes a Mercedes-Benz S-Class look like his home on the inside.

EPIC Vehicle Customization FAIL

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I'm really hoping that this is 1.) a prank 2.) done up for a parade or 3.) done as an advertising gimmick (there's some lettering on the side of the car). Otherwise...oh, hell, I don't even want to contemplate otherwise.

Friday, April 17, 2009

EPIC Crash Test Fail



Ironic that the name of the car includes the word BS. The Brilliance BS6.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Epic Auto Body Repair FAIL

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Dude, why even try? And if you do, why back it into a parking space and put that "bodywork" on display?

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Would you like an order of FAIL with that?

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I presume this was created to get around those pesky "no pedestrians at the drive-thru window" rules, which are so tempting to break when the walk-in counter closes at 11 and the drive thru's still open at 1am.

Cellphone FAIL

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

Haulin' Ass FAIL

I'm sure in the countries along this truck's route "ass" doesn't mean what it does here in the good ol' USA. But it's funny to us, so here it is:

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Thursday, April 9, 2009

Epic Drag Racing FAIL



I'm not a big drag racing fan, so maybe this happens more often than I'm aware, but this is the first time I've ever seen anything like this happen to a car.

Vehicle Customization FAIL

Smoke stack exhausts are meant to give big pickup trucks the look of a big rig truck. Except the look doesn't work when it's a plain exhaust pipe coming out of the back of a compact Nissan beater. It just looks silly and draws attention to a truck that nobody should be proud of driving.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

AdFAIL

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While this is certainly a fail for whoever flipped the car, it's certainly a win for honesty in advertising!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Um, FAIL?

I just don't know what to call this one.

Spare Tire FAIL

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Friday, April 3, 2009

Vehicle Lettering FAIL

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So, most people living the "thug life" aren't born driving Bentleys. Everybody's got to start somewhere, right? So it's just a bunch of "THUG's" in, of all things, a Honda CR-V, wait, what does that say? Gangsta WHATS?

Trunk FAIL

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It looks kinda like a Subaru Baja made from a Suzuki Swift. Cool!

Eh, not really.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Motorcycle Passenger FAIL

Anti-Theft System FAIL

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Looks like a Ford Ranger from the bit of window and dashboard in the shot. Note the phrasing "please don't steal my crap" instead of "please don't steal my truck." Or at least, "please don't steal my crap truck" (certainly applicable in the case of an early 1990's Ford Ranger).

License Plate WIN

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